"IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS SKRINKLE AND IT WAS GOOD, SKRINKLE BEGAT SKRODDLE AND THAT, TOO, WAS GOOD"

"You were either a "skrink or a skrod".
I was a "skrink-a-la-da" if I was good. Or a "stupid scrod lover" if I was bad". Everyone should read "Disco Bloodbath" or "Freakshow" by James St. James he's seriously hilarious and one of my favorite authors (behind Mr.Chuck Palahniuk of course!).

Moving on. Orientation was a blast (can you see all the sarcasm dripping from that sentence?)The information provided is more commmon sense than valuable. I'm sure most people with even a minuscule amount of maturity would know not to do everything stated (such as beat your child, do drugs, withold visitations to "get back" at the other parent, etc). However, in all reality most of the people there don't see any wrong in most of those. The only value from orientation came from looking around the room and I came to this realization: people don't realize the enormity of their actions. Especially when a child is involved, admittedly I, by any means, am not a perfect person and have made plenty mistakes in my life but there is this turning point where you realize all your idiocy, and bickering, and revenge is not worth it. Not worth putting your child in the middle of everything and most of all, no matter how much animosity parents have with each other, no matter how much you despise each other the kid has NOTHING to do with any of it and parents need to realize a child needs both parents in their life. I may hate alex's guts, and definitley think what he did was incredibly shitty but I will not stopp to his level and I will be civil, and show no hate or speak ill of him in front of Xander. Speaking of satan himself (what? Its not in front of my child!) Alexis and I did come to an agreement, I will have full custody of Xander (salamander) with his visitations being spring, summer, and winter break alternating christmas due to xanders kindergarten schedule, which by the way knowing my child starts kindergarten in a few weeks still just befuddles me.Now this is the part where I throw in my opinion about that, I THINK IT FUCKING SUCKS. I don't understand why a father would want to be 3000 miles away from his only child and be ok with it.To only be around a few weeks out of the year? I don't know. The boy without a brain I suppose. And now James is laying on me and falling asleep playing guitar, I think that's my cue to end blog haha. Photography update coming soon! From beach, I want to shoot some of my future brother in law before he chops his hair!. No cutting your hair yet Jacob!