+REDIRECTION+

When you and 2 of your bestest friends + a crazy earth girl named nicole, and a niece nicknamed POOH get together madness ensues.

The night started at my dearest michaels, decided to hit up trader joes for some of that 2 buck chuck, then headed to a bar which I forgot the name of (not helping the story I know) to grab some drinks, become chatty cathys and giggle like geese. An old man offered to purchase our drinks and decided to come to our end told us we were all beautiful, turned to mikey and said "except for you". Let me just say this! the AUDACITY of a old man, who by the way is shorter then me! missing 2 teeth, dirty as fuck, with a visor on (we're in a dark bar no sun in here sir!) is one to judge. oh those crazy bar flies!. Pooh is heading over to mikeys so we call it a night at the bar and head back, wine, laughter and OLD PHOTOS OF ME IN HIGHSCHOOL WITH BRACES, SHORT HAIR, GLASSES, IN MY PUNK ATTIRE was just too good. We decided to get another bottle of wine and head to a place we call the hill. Got into arguments about constellations, talked about anything and everything (very loudly by the way) and when a car started to creep around the corner we thought someone called the cops so we all scrambled to hide, open bottles, trespassing, drunk in public, and driving under the influence would not sit very well with MR.OCIFFER lol, WELL, in the mad dash to diguise ourselves in the night to my left POOH managed to trip over what? no one knows! and takes a mean tumble, a tumble like I've never seen someone tumble before, since it was downhill she literally ROLLED 3 TIMES in bushes and thorns and dirt, to my right I see nicole jump out of the rode and duck down, next thing I know vanessa LEAP FROGS clear over and across nicole, throws her hood on at the same time and when she lands ducks down and tucks her head into her body FUCKING TURTLE MODE, ninja turtle for sure because this bitch was wearing some booty shorts and I have no idea where she put her legs! FUCKING TURTLE MODE. At this point I could give a shit if it was the cops or not because what was surrounding me was too funny and I was laughing so hard trying to help pooh get up and laughing at nicole and vanessa imitating rocks. My stomache is still literally so sore from laughing so hard. After that we made our way back to mikeys and woke up in the morning to the sound of his neighbors in a screaming match over where the guys fishing pole was. I can't wait to go back and do it all again this weekend!